We've been warned, but the Socks have been sent.
The Sewer Sock of DespairThe Prophet of Socks, the most revered and feared of all the Sock Wizards, hath spoken:
"The Socks shall rise, like a tide of doom. They shall cover the land, like a plague. And none shall resist, for they are the chosen ones.
But fear not, for the Socks are not all bad. Some shall bring warmth, and comfort to thy feet. While others shall bring only chaos, and despair.
You may find solace in the following:
May the Socks guide thee.